My name is LA (as in tra-la-la) Bourgeois, and I am the Lesbian Housewyfe.
The Lesbian Housewyfe is NOT a weirdo politically conservative lesbian who role-plays some kind of strange subservient relationship with her wife.
(Although if you do this and like it, have fun? However, this is not for you. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!)
This Lesbian Housewyfe is a 50+-year-old lady who appreciates being called Ma’am and gets her hair painted with colorful stripes at the beauty parlor. I write and coach to support us while caretaking for my stroke-affected wyfe and our aging parents. Like many of you, I’m one of our pets’ two mommies. I garden and bake enthusiastically with mixed results. I knit obsessively and read continually. And during all of it, I watch a shit-ton of television.
And, despite my busy schedule, I manage to spend time with my friends (who continue to endure my moodswings as I navigate the humid swamp-tits of menopause).
My wyfe and I live in the Asheville, North Carolina area for now. While you might think we moved to North Carolina for the racism and anti-trans laws, we actually came here for the mild climate and to be closer to our parents. Her mother lives in Asheville near us while my parents are up in West Virginia, only a seven-hour drive.
FYI – I identify as a lesbian, anti-racist, LGBTQ+ positive, white cis-woman who is politically liberal as hell but fucking tired of marching and calling my bullshit representatives who do not represent anything I believe in.
So there’s that.
Want to chat? Contact me at email@example.com