Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: Clearing Out Before the Fall

Ahh, spring cleaning. A wonderful tradition dating back to the dawn of mankind. Me? I gave it up years ago. The tradition basically ended with the dawn of womankind. The whole idea gives me the creeps. The lovely Lesbian Housewyfe’s relieving factor is, of course, Lesbian Law #20: Household duties […]

Clearing Out Before the Fall

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: She’s a Working Girl

By now, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Well, that little baby dyke ‘Lesbian Housewyfe’ is just a Generation X slacker who’s trying to cover up her lack of a job by turning her life into a series of anecdotes.” Not quite, Charlie. I don’t just stay at home even though that […]

She's a Working Girl

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: Parental Strategies

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of homosexuals quite like a visit to the in-laws. Except perhaps a visit from the in-laws. Or maybe that time when your baby’s Mom showed up on the front porch with all her stuff. Anyway, yours truly saw her parents make the trek all […]

DLH Parental Strategies