diary of a lesbian housewyfe


Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: The Party Guide

Recently, the lovely Lesbian Housewyfe faced a common situation: my wonderful wyfe came home and, as she walked through the door, said, “How about we give a party?” I considered a moment, realizing that this could transform two days of my quiet life into total chaos in exchange for a […]

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: The Party Guide

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: Springtime Makeovers

I am sitting in the sun in a ragged piece of lawn furniture. The brick red paint is chipping off the soft wood and the pillow which kindly softens the slatted backrest and woven seat has lost gobs of its stuffing. I don’t care. The rays from the sun are […]

Springtime Makeover

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: Parental Strategies

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of homosexuals quite like a visit to the in-laws. Except perhaps a visit from the in-laws. Or maybe that time when your baby’s Mom showed up on the front porch with all her stuff. Anyway, yours truly saw her parents make the trek all […]

DLH Parental Strategies

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe: Hints for a Happy Marriage

Lots of my friends ask me, “How can I have a wonderful and happy marriage just like you, LA?” They call me LA because they don’t know me as Mrs. Lesbian Housewyfe and also because that is actually my name. “LA,” they say, “Reveal your secrets.” I say, “Unconditional love […]

Hints for a Happy Marriage